The kids said

Luke, after coming home from an errand with John, "Mama, we went to a man place!"
He was quite pleased with himself :-)

Luke, "Mommy, will you read to me?"
Me, "I'm folding laundry right now, Dukie. Can you read it yourself while you wait for me?"
Luke, "No, I too busy to do that."
I might have rolled my eyes, lol.

Caroline, "Mama, your hair smells beautiful!"
Me, "Thank you, honey."
Caroline, "It smells just like bacon."

Caroline and Luke were playing together on a pile of blankets when I was changing sheets, and Caroline asked him if he was comfy, "Are you comfy enough for transgressions?"

Somehow I think she did not know what the word meant, lol.